Hey MTV, this is Connor. Welcome to my crib.

 

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Favorite TV Shows (5/5): Orange is the New Black

"I have been here for less than two weeks. I have been starved out, felt up, teased, stalked, threatened, and called Taylor Swift.” - Piper Chapman

icanfeelthepeoplestirring:

Every time my dog gives my leg a few quick licks making eye contact with me I think she’s saying, “hey just checking in, also your knee tastes the same.”

thottweiler:

ENOUGH

(Source: unclefather)